You think you know happiness? You think you know true love? Boy, you don't know sh*t.

Six months we have waited, sitting patiently like a cougar preparing to poince on its prey. You've all had your fun, while people like me wait in the bushes. Well now, this is OUR time...MY time. My patience shall pay off. This is MY return to glory. MY roller-coaster ride. MY fantasy. MY dreams. MY hopes. MY inner-most being. And everything I believe in...EVERYTHING I hold true. You haters can go ahead and hate...there is nothing I can do to save you now. You think you know me? You don't know sh*t.

This is MY time.
This is BASEBALL SEASON.  

And I LOVE THIS GAME.